New rules

From a reader at Free New Mexican , commenting on a story about the marriage of two gay Spanish soldiers:
We need legislation to declare heterosexuality the official sexuality of our great free nation.

We also need to see all candidates for elective office demonstrate their heterosexuality on nationwide TV, including nude foreplay and verbal seduction. They will be allowed to smoke at the end of the demonstrations.

We should also detain citizens at random and subject them to a similar test to keep our country strong. Those who refuse or fail will be sent to Guantanamo until they've been rehabilitated.

This decisive action is needed, given that the threat of gay marriage is greater than the threat of global warming, bird flu, etc.
George and Laura bumping uglies? I'll pass.
4.7.06 15:13
 


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