Memo to Bill O'Reilly


Chronic confabulator and luffa aficionado Bill O'Reilly says that if he makes a mistake, he will fess up:
I mean, we have these nutty, far-left smear websites recording every word I say, so we have to record every word I say, because I know they'll distort, they'll lie, they'll take it out of context. We know what they're doing. So, we are very methodical in what we do and how we do it. If we make a mistake, we tell you. I do three hours of commentary a day. Of course, I'm gonna make mistakes and misstatements.
Bill: You probably want to hit the ground running with this "honesty" thing you're trying out. So how about setting the record straight with the whopper you told Dave Letterman two nights ago about the Wisconsin Elementary school where the "pinhead" teachers changed the words to Silent Night, to cleanse the song of any religious significance. That didn't happen.
5.1.06 21:02
 


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