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Bush voters say the darndest things
Some enterprising free thinkers have been collecting outrageous statements made in the name of all that is Biblical. Examples include:
"God created dinosaurs when he created man. But he kept them on one side of the earth while he kept Adam and Eve on the other side. Then he killed off all of the dinosaurs and hurled their bodies to the other side of the planet, tilting the planet on its axis. And that's why the earth revolves around the sun - the impact from God's dinosaurs tilted earth into its rotation."
"So, how come there are no "talking snakes" nowadays?" ... "Because you are not righteous enough to hear them talk."
"I know another preacher who, along with his church, prayed that the LORD would help a pot of noodles last through a social dinner, not only did they last, not only did several take home a container full of noodles, but the containers always stayed full. Finally, they had to throw them out, after thanking the LORD of course."
"Take a hard look at the Grand Canyon. Try to explain that through evolution." (My personal favorite)
"There have been triple blind studies and plants that hear about God grow a better crop"
"Excuse me, but doesn't God have to exist before you can not believe in Him?"
Update: Just found this gem posted on Publius' blog:
"If evolution is a natural progression over billions of years, why are there no creatures living on other planets, Mars, Venus, etc?"
12.8.05 00:31
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(12.8.05 00:35) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL brilliance |