Our Lady of the Processed Snack


Behold the latest entry in America's Anthropromorphic Food sweepstakes: a Rolled Gold Pretzel that looks exactly like the Madonna and child! And if you don't see it, you hate Christians.




Gmail User Pities Hotmail User

OLYMPIA, WA—Recent Gmail convert William Ramsak, 23, said Monday that his "heart goes out to" friend Kelly Oldenburg, who still sends e-mail through an MSN Hotmail account. "I feel so bad for you, needing to squeeze into 250 MB of storage space," Ramsak wrote to Oldenburg in an e-mail. "And I hate thinking of you sorting all your old e-mail, while Gmail automatically indexes mine so they are searchable." Ramsak then asked Oldenburg when he was going to "stop being a Microstooge and join Team G."

From The Onion, of course.
6.3.05 00:32
 


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