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Our special needs President

President Bush and torture go back a long ways, if you count the tortured syntax that spews forth each time he strings two or more sentences together. Here's Dubya's latest crime against the English language:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," George Bush told an audience of military brass and Pentagon chiefs. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Now, I think I know what he meant: that al Qaeda is plotting newer and more clever ways to kills thousands of infidels, and that the White House's crack team of pretend terrorists is working around the clock to anticipate bin Laden's next move. But it didn't come out that way. Taken at his word, it would seem that Bush has a vendetta against Americans. Red state, blue state, it doesn't matter. He wants to hurt us.

But this is one of those times when we shouldn't take Bush at his word.

Nothing to see hear, citizens. Move along.

7.8.04 00:38

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Neill / Website (7.8.04 08:54)
i saw this, and im not sure why i am posting it but i think its interesting...
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again. Then see below...

how many did you see on the first time? check back for the answer later

(7.8.04 15:38)
Three?

(7.8.04 16:15)
yeah. i have three, too.
explain yourself.

Neill / Website (10.8.04 07:29)

so check this out...theres 6. i got 3 the first time too. it blew my mind that i only saw 3. weird stuff.
if you to this site, you will see the following explanation:

ANSWER
There are six F's in the sentence.

One of average intelligence finds three of them.
If you spotted four, you're above average.
If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.
If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the OFs. The human brain
tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's".